tales of agony

Paris Hilton decided to give India a visit to satiate her spiritual quest. She Googled (fancy she knows about Google) and zeroed on the great Jejuz bhakt Rakhi Sawant. The media went into a frenzy when they got to know of this mela and an interview was fixed. Paris, initially reluctant about it, went ahead with the idea when Rakhi told her, “You would become famous.” Yeah, Rakhi must be knowing that better!!

Finally at the interview centre.

Reporter: Paris, why are u named Paris?

Paris: Well, you see!! Ahem!! Uh!! My dad and mom, u know, uh!! My parents!! Uh!!! Argh!! Smiles!!! Giggles!! More Uhs!!! They loved going around cites, u see we have so many hotels in every CITY, London, Africa, New York, Canada and now even India. You guys, Uh!! Emmm!! are becoming rich!! Giggles!! Smiles!! Uh!!!

Reporter: Oh! I see, but why they called u Paris and not, for instance, London?

Paris: Because that’s my name, obviously they will call me by that name, why London??

Reporter: Uh!! Argh!! (effects clearly showing :P)

Rakhi thinking that Paris is hogging all the limelight says in between, “Main, the aaj ki bharatiya nari, hads the wishes of going to the space!! You know like, whats his name, lota gagri (she probably meant Yuri Gagarin) and that indian Rakhi Sharma (she meant Rakesh Sharma maybe). I the love space”

Reporter: (ignoring her perfect GK and English) So why did not you go?

Rakhi: You see, NASA tolds me (fancy she knows of NASA) that you will feels light in the space but u see I have such heavy…

Reporter: Rakhiji, we understand but this is a family channel..

Rakhi: Jejuz, I wants to have said heavy schedule, dirty minds!!! Smiles!! Giggles!!!

Now the reporters again shift to Paris.

Reporter: Paris, have u heard of Bush?

Paris: Giggles!! Uh!!! I have been to this country, Ammmm!! Hmmm!! Yeah!! California! You see, bushes grow wild there!! I have visited all the fifty countries in America but nowhere it grows as wild as in California, not even Texas!!

Reporter: Countries in America! But..

Sunny paji suddenly appears in the scene and sensing the embarrassment Paris must be suffering says in the middle, “no iff, no butt, only jatt!!”

The reporters were shocked and replied back, “Paji, aapka interview ka tareek to kal tha!!”

Sunny paji, “tareek pe tareek, tareek pe tareek!!! Ye jo adhai kilo ka haath hai na…”

Seeing the interview going haywire, Rakhi echoes in between, “I ams the abla bharatiya nari, ams the dukhiyari, u are the atyachari! Jejuz!!! I haves to struggled so much in life ands I never a kiss-and-tells my problems!! But ams the strong women, ams the bharatiya nari of the naya zamana!!!”

The reporters feeling threatened decide to leave but not before asking Paris another question, “there are so many jokes on blondes, don’t you feel bothered, are u proud of being ONE”

Paris: Uh!! Am I a blonde? You see I never read dictionaries, they are boring!! Smiles!! And am not one.. emmmm… am two, people say uh!!! I have a sister who looks exactly like me!! Everybody is proud of me, hmmm!!! why just me!!

The reporters felt suicidal so they ran amuck out of the gate with Paris still giggling (she has just discovered she is a blonde and she is ONE), Sunny paji wondering why all this years his haath is still adhai kilo ka and Rakhi chasing the reporters shouting, “am the abla bharatiya nari! Jejuz, comes the back!! Oh, I cannots the run, they are so heavy (schedule dirty minds!!)”


5 responses to this post.

  1. LOL 😆
    brilliant one dude 😀
    dinno you cud churn out bakwaas as good as u churn out poetry 😀

    adhai ni hota 🙄
    dhaai hota hai 😛
    waise loved the sunny paaji interludes 😛 😉

    u had me in splitss… lol poor reporter… ab uska n uske channel ka kya hoga 😉


  2. Posted by vivek singh on 01/07/2010 at 10:59 pm

    thanks megz! u made my day!!
    i need to thank u, raji n sree for the inspiration..
    and the legacy of rakhi continues 😛


  3. Posted by Anonymous on 03/07/2010 at 11:56 am

    🙂 🙂 🙂
    fabulous post 🙂 and another fav of mine.
    going on a ryt track full of inspirations and knowledgeable people.. keep it up 🙂 🙂


  4. Posted by vivek singh on 03/07/2010 at 12:16 pm

    hi! would have been good had u given ur name too 😛
    thanks buddy!!
    yeah they are inspirational and knowledgeable for sure!!! 😛
    dont we all love them!! 🙂


  5. Posted by Anonymous on 03/07/2010 at 12:54 pm

    yeah definitely we all love them!!
    lucky u are!! 🙂
    it would be nice if u do not ask my name 🙂 aur waise bhi naam me kya rakha hai buddy 🙂
    enjoy your blog world…enjoy my comments 🙂 🙂


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