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tales of agony


Paris Hilton decided to give India a visit to satiate her spiritual quest. She Googled (fancy she knows about Google) and zeroed on the great Jejuz bhakt Rakhi Sawant. The media went into a frenzy when they got to know of this mela and an interview was fixed. Paris, initially reluctant about it, went ahead with the idea when Rakhi told her, “You would become famous.” Yeah, Rakhi must be knowing that better!!

Finally at the interview centre.

Reporter: Paris, why are u named Paris?

Paris: Well, you see!! Ahem!! Uh!! My dad and mom, u know, uh!! My parents!! Uh!!! Argh!! Smiles!!! Giggles!! More Uhs!!! They loved going around cites, u see we have so many hotels in every CITY, London, Africa, New York, Canada and now even India. You guys, Uh!! Emmm!! are becoming rich!! Giggles!! Smiles!! Uh!!!

Reporter: Oh! I see, but why they called u Paris and not, for instance, London?

Paris: Because that’s my name, obviously they will call me by that name, why London??

Reporter: Uh!! Argh!! (effects clearly showing :P)

Rakhi thinking that Paris is hogging all the limelight says in between, “Main, the aaj ki bharatiya nari, hads the wishes of going to the space!! You know like, whats his name, lota gagri (she probably meant Yuri Gagarin) and that indian Rakhi Sharma (she meant Rakesh Sharma maybe). I the love space”

Reporter: (ignoring her perfect GK and English) So why did not you go?

Rakhi: You see, NASA tolds me (fancy she knows of NASA) that you will feels light in the space but u see I have such heavy…

Reporter: Rakhiji, we understand but this is a family channel..

Rakhi: Jejuz, I wants to have said heavy schedule, dirty minds!!! Smiles!! Giggles!!!

Now the reporters again shift to Paris.

Reporter: Paris, have u heard of Bush?

Paris: Giggles!! Uh!!! I have been to this country, Ammmm!! Hmmm!! Yeah!! California! You see, bushes grow wild there!! I have visited all the fifty countries in America but nowhere it grows as wild as in California, not even Texas!!

Reporter: Countries in America! But..

Sunny paji suddenly appears in the scene and sensing the embarrassment Paris must be suffering says in the middle, “no iff, no butt, only jatt!!”

The reporters were shocked and replied back, “Paji, aapka interview ka tareek to kal tha!!”

Sunny paji, “tareek pe tareek, tareek pe tareek!!! Ye jo adhai kilo ka haath hai na…”

Seeing the interview going haywire, Rakhi echoes in between, “I ams the abla bharatiya nari, ams the dukhiyari, u are the atyachari! Jejuz!!! I haves to struggled so much in life ands I never a kiss-and-tells my problems!! But ams the strong women, ams the bharatiya nari of the naya zamana!!!”

The reporters feeling threatened decide to leave but not before asking Paris another question, “there are so many jokes on blondes, don’t you feel bothered, are u proud of being ONE”

Paris: Uh!! Am I a blonde? You see I never read dictionaries, they are boring!! Smiles!! And am not one.. emmmm… am two, people say uh!!! I have a sister who looks exactly like me!! Everybody is proud of me, hmmm!!! why just me!!

The reporters felt suicidal so they ran amuck out of the gate with Paris still giggling (she has just discovered she is a blonde and she is ONE), Sunny paji wondering why all this years his haath is still adhai kilo ka and Rakhi chasing the reporters shouting, “am the abla bharatiya nari! Jejuz, comes the back!! Oh, I cannots the run, they are so heavy (schedule dirty minds!!)”

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the sun, the life and i


hi friends,

i had written this one about a couple of months ago, it’s about the game i play with life and the game life plays back with me…

its a poem of love, life, hope, dreams and sorrow..

hope u all like it, am still new to poems though:P

the prayers were bright

the nights so dark

days were unhappy

and hopes so stark

i knew the sun would shine

sooner or later

it did after so much time

it happened that was better

the prayers were still there

and the nights so cool

the world was luxury

oh! i had become a fool

the sun had to set again

and quickly it did

life was murky without a rain

and anyhow i had to get rid

the sun never sets for eternity

people don’t stay fool for ever

i have learnt my lessons good

am not gonna forget that ever